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Walgreens dumps Theranos

Posted on June 19, 2016 by Elon Theranos Esq.
Walgreens dumps Theranos

The major distribution channel for Theranos, Walgreens has ended the speculation that they may drop the disgraced biomed start-up by… dropping them. Not much left for this former unicorn. Forbes recently marked-to-market founder and CEO Elizabeth Holmes net worth from $4.5 billion …to zero.

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Theranos unravelling accelerates

Posted on June 20, 2016 by Elon Theranos Esq.
Theranos unravelling accelerates

  Theranos scratches 2 years worth of lab tests. (Turns out 94% of their “in-house” lab tests were outsourced to external companies. The 6% remaining have all just been discarded as invalid.) BREAKING: Elizabeth Holmes’ exec assistant quits. Funding raised: $637 M Valuation: $9B Revenues: undisclosed

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